Wednesday, April 23, 2008

I thought it only happened in sit-coms

Just had an unfortunate ketchup shaking accident. A vigorous flourish or two, and suddenly there’s fierce red Heinz ejaculate all over my kitchen wall.

D’oh! as the Ood said to the rep.

3 comments:

  1. But have you spotted any on the ceiling yet? I once dropped a bottle of chocolate milkshake, and it's amazing just how far those splashes can travel

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  2. That happens to me with mustard all the time. And jizz.

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  3. You idiot. What are you shaking mustard for?

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