Thursday, August 03, 2006

Fat chance.

If anyone would like to bung me a grand and a half for a new laptop, you know where to find me.

I’ll send you Christmas cards every year. And I never send anyone Christmas cards. Ever.

Cheers.

3 comments:

  1. No? Alright then, back on the streets for me. Peddling my white ass behind the wheelie bin at the chip shop. Shouldn't take long to raise the cash.

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  2. I'll give you a pound. If you dance for me.

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  3. How do you want me? Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies, or Ben Stiller in Starsky and Hutch?

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