Thursday, March 23, 2006

Spec-monkey pimping on the keys


  1. Wait a minute! How the hell did you get that camera in my house!

    Now everyone knows I walk around the house naked throwing shit against the walls to see what sticks! The secret of my "success" revealed!

    The carefully crafted illusion that I am this wity urbane gentleman of cinema has been forever tarnished!

    You will hear from my lawyer...

  2. Your lawyer? From the firm of Khan, Louie and Kaa, no doubt?

    Bring 'em on. I've got fire

  3. My firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe is composing a cease & desist letter as we speak...


  4. Days from now, I expect to hear that the chimp's spec has just been sold for several million.